Defence Against the Dark Arts Part 1(a)(iii)
March 22nd, 2007 by go4brokeWelcome to what I hope is the final instalment in this series about how you go about keeping your creditors off your back in the early stages of a debt problem. In the previous posts I’ve tried to convince you that you don’t need to indulge their pestering phone calls and indeed to do so may well be counter-productive. (I’ve suggested you DO need to keep an eye on the post and I’ll cover what you need to look out for a bit later). So what practical steps can you take to achieve this. Here, technology can be your friend. You can -
1) Change your phone number! Blindingly obvious really, but it’s amazing how many people don’t think of it. Make sure it’s ex-directory of course - and - NEVER ring your creditors from it. If you do they may find out your number and call you straight back on it. If you are worried you might forget, get your service provider to permanently withold the number for outgoing calls. Changing a mobile number can be as easy as getting a new SIM card, they are virtually giving these away with cornflakes these days.
2) Don’t answer the phone! OK that’s silly, but here’s a cleverer version of the same thing. Get yourself a phone or add-on gadget that displays the number of the person calling. You’ll also have to get your service provider to switch on this facility on your line and it may cost a couple of quid per month/quarter. Also, set up the service provider’s answering facility, or get your own machine. Then only answer callers whose number you recognize. Let everything else go to the machine. You can then listen to your creditors rants and mutterings and delete them at leisure.
This also has a beneficial effect. It ’soaks up’ your creditor’s efforts to contact you and may prevent them from trying to contact you elsewhere, for example at work. Here’s the ultimate version of this:
3) Get yourself a ‘creditorline’. Pardon? Yes, a dedicated phone number your creditors can call you on. Think about it. Mobile phones are ‘cheap as chips’ these days, you can get a half decent one for £30, but you don’t even need to do that! Simply get a new SIM card and put it temporarily into an existing phone. Set up the answering service, and record a nice little personalized message, for example ‘Hello, this is (Name), I’m sorry I can’t take your call right now, please rest assured that I am working to resolve my financial problems and will update you as soon as possible. Bye.’ Then (preferably in writing) inform your creditors (and no-one else!) of your new ’single point of contact’ number and tell them that all previous numbers should be disregarded or deleted. They can then call it up, get your nice friendly (and completely meaningless) message and know you have not given them a fake number! They can then continue to call it endlessly, using up large amounts of their pounds, but the beauty of it is it costs YOU virtually NOTHING. You don’t even have to do much, if anything, with it. The ‘basic’ anwering service your are likely to get will dissolve their messages into the ether within a few days. If there’s lots of calls the ‘inbox’ might become full, so you might need to go in and clear it out from time to time. You can even update the message occasionally as your circumstances change!
I think now is probably a good time to deal with a possible criticism of this strategy which is ‘Will this cause my creditors to call me at work?’ The honest answer has to be ‘Yes it might’ - assuming you have a work of course - if not, no problem. However I would strongly suggest you cross this bridge when you come to it. It may never happen, and if it does there are many things you can do about it. Firstly the most likely reason for your creditors to be calling you at work is not because you have not spoken to them elsewhere, it’s because you haven’t paid them, in which case eventually they will call any and every number they can get hold of. So the most effective way of preventing this is to pay them something, and I’ll come back to this a bit later on. However assuming it happens, how do you deal with it? I would suggest following a very standard procedure. Once you know it ‘off by heart’ it’s very difficult for your creditors to deviate you from it. So-
1) One of the great advantages you have is that when creditors are phoning a workplace they can’t start hassling about your debts until they are 100% sure they have got the right person. So try getting the caller on the back foot from the off by not letting them know whether or not they have. If they ask, ‘Can I speak to (name), or, Am I speaking to (name), never say ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ say ‘Who’s calling please?’ Any ‘genuine’ caller will of course tell you.
2) If it’s a creditor they will say something evasive like ‘It’s a personal business call’. They are unlikely to say the name of their company, but either way they’ve let the cat out of the bag. You can then try variations on ‘Sorry, they’re not available at the moment’ or ‘Sorry, you’ve got the wrong number’ or ‘Sorry, they don’t work here any more’. Then put the phone down pretty promptly. Don’t let them start to engage you in any conversation.
3) Now here’s a stupid thing. If YOU accidentally let the cat out of the bag and they are fairly certain they’ve got you, thay can’t start hassling you straight away. They are usually going to have to ask you a ’security question’, e.g. ‘What’s your date of birth ?’, to which of course you reply ‘ And how can I be sure who you are exactly?’, at which point the whole thing just becomes silly and you can hang up.
4) If you aren’t feeling quite that brazen, another thing you can do is give them another number to call, for instance your home phone or ‘creditorline’, e.g. ‘I’m sorry but you need to call another number for that. Its…….’ OK Bye.’ without even really letting them know who you are. This also has the advantage of sounding like a typical business-type call.
As you can see the strategy here is generally to keep your creditors as confused and confuddled as possible and make ringing your work as bad an experience for them as it is for you. One golden rule can be extracted here I think:
Never discuss your debts at work.
If your creditors never get any joy here, they generally won’t come back for more. Divert them elsewhere, even if it means having to speak to them at home a few times.
So what if the problem is more persistent? Again, there is plenty you can do and again, technology can help here. If you have a direct line tell your boss/supervisor/telephone person that you are receiving some ‘nuisance calls’ (you don’t have to say who from, ’sales calls’ is a good one) and see if you can get a new extension number and hence a different outside line number. Remind them not to re-allocate the extension as the ‘nuisance calls’ will come with it. However even if they do you are still fairly safe because, for reasons described above, they are unlikely to just start hassling whoever they get on the end of the phone. Creditors are on very dodgly ground when they ring workplaces and generally know that.
If the particular creditor always calls from a certain number, the telephone system may be able to block this number. It might be a good time to start being extra-nice to the telephone systems person!
Still getting problems? It might also be time to consider sending the creditor concerned a ‘harassment letter’. The Administration of Justice Act (1973) s40 states that it is a criminal act to :
harass a debtor with demands for payment which, in respect of their frequency or the manner or occasion of making any such demand, or of any threat or publicity by which any demand is accompanied, are calculated to subject him or members of his family or household to alarm, distress or humiliation
Calling people at work is in my view a clear case of harassment by the above definition and more so if done to excess. Reminding your callers of this can be very effective in getting calls stopped, or, at the very least, diverted back to your home number. I’ll post a suitable letter once I’ve dug one out!
For now I’ve run out of time (again) so it looks like there will have to be a part (iv) ! Soon !
-Best


